Better Bathroom Books
Contents
How This Book Happened! 8
Adopted teen threatens parents with babies of her own! 13
Car-driving aliens lead people to their dreams! 15
Alien visits man in his sleep… And teaches him four languages! 18
They have sex on earth, give birth in space...
sexy alien women visit earth on pregnancy missions;
victims say it's ‘heaven on earth’ 21
Deep-voiced aliens leave messages on answering machines! 23
Armless Teenager Bowls perfect 300 game! 25
Bank uses tear gas to evict family from house...
Unemployment put hubby in a state of rebellious depression! 28
Bank robbers have sex during hold-up! 30
Barmaid turns customers into sissies with hormones! 32
Mother carries belly-dancing daughter's baby—…So she could keep working! 34
Women with bigger breasts have more sex!... As do men with bigger chests! 36
Blind Man's Bluff!...
Widow kept blind hubby in the dark; and a live-in lover in the next room! 38
Brain Surgeon Uses Computer to Control Patients! 40
Busty mom trades breats with flat-chested daughter! 43
Cookie war ends in poisoned teachers, dead cafeteria manager! 45
Cat saves owner's life… by dialing 911! 47
Priest Sexually Molested by Class! 50
CD player gets woman pregnant... she thinks by Elvis! 53
Cheers! Sassy barmaid gets beered and feathered!...
Because she walked, talked, and acted like Carla! 55
Teacher Killed by 5-Year-old Karate Kid! 58
Baby's first words are Chinese! 60
Choir boy born without tongue — He sings through his nose! 62
Eat with chopsticks…to lose weight! 64
Woman dies on coffee-doughnut diet! 66
Woman bounces out of six-year coma and wins pie baking contest!...
Hubby knocked her out with rolling pin! 68
Girl Wakes From Coma As A Genius! 71
Terrorists Invade Condom Factories! 74
Mixed-up couple has sex for the 1st time!… After 20 years of marriage! 77
Bowling For Custody! 79
Daughter sues mom for making her eat broccoli! 82
Strange cult of ex-hippies worships deer! 84
Dentist tries to quiet nagging ex-wife by pulling all her teeth! 86
Digital Alarm Clock Tells Owner: "Sleep Forever"! 89
Couple destroys all property over divorce! 91
Doctor's wives have more affairs!... They are on the prowl as a way to get back! 94
Drug Using Dog Arrested! 96
Woman feeds hubby his pet pooch in spaghetti sauce! 97
Slam, bam, thank you ma'am!...
Doctor fathers fifty babies during check-ups, then flees from angry moms! 99
Hubby electrocutes wife with recliner! 102
"I want to be a pimp."... says freshman business major! 104
Wild dart throw restores deaf man's hearing! 106
Hooker gives up the trade when she meets her new true love: Golf! 107
Man leaves 5,000 thank you notes in will! 109
Groombusters!... Hot new business caters to future in-laws! 110
Family of five votes on parents! 111
Mother to stay, father to move out... 3-2 vote ends hard fought campaign! 111
Family Sues Doc For Fat Transplant Trick! 113
Desperate father mugs his own son! 116
Father of twenty-six has international family reunion! 118
Fax lovers commit double suicide! 120
Sad son dies from fear of flying! 122
Killer gets free by chopping his fingers off! 124
Former jock loses weight... by having a football implanted in his stomach! 126
Former nun: "I'm crazy about sex" 128
Five-year-old girl gets $3 million in thank-you note!...
found elderly man stuck in mailbox! 130
Wheeling-dealing teenage girl gets custody of sad mom in bitter court battle! 133
Handicapped great-grandfather delivers baby!...
And now he remembers his own birth! 136
17-year-old girl becomes grandma on graduation day! 139
Mugged grandma mugs back... with razor blades! 141
Hitler's ghost seen in dirty toilets! 143
Homeless Man Sues Parents! 145
Wife killed by jealous hooker! 147
Man Destroys His Own Brain With Coffee! 149
Jealous mom feeds hormones and steroids to foxy nanny...
and destroys her womanly charm! 151
Coin-Tossing Judge Kills Himself! 153
Killer woman for hire... sex pro kills men, legally, with sex! 155
Lawyer put in jail …After throwing-up on witness! 157
